Dragon's Dilda

"Dragon's Dilda" is a heavy metal song starring Wario. It is a vulgar song, best described about "lizards". The song was later covered by Joel in his own heavy metal version.

Lyrics[]

Dragon's dildo drawing near
Lord and ladies drinking beer
Rusty cunts delicious yeast
Help unzip to see the beast
Wide sleeve of wizard
Hard, wet, hairy lizard
High scrote, mega kicks
Just in time for dicks

See also[]

Tomodachi Life - (Almost) All Songs (Captain Southbird)

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