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Counter-Strike is a series of multiplayer first-person shooter video games in which teams of terrorists and counter-terrorists battle each other in a variety of gamemodes, such as bomb defusal and hostage rescue. The series began with the release of Counter-Strike in 1999, originally as a mod for Half-Life before becoming a standalone retail product by Valve the following year. The original Counter-Strike was then followed up by Counter-Strike: Condition Zero and Counter-Strike: Source in 2004, and Counter-Strike: Global Offensive in 2012. Several third-party spin-offs were released for the Asian market over the years.

The series is known for its large competitive play scene, and community gamemodes such as Surf and Zombie Escape.


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Joel's drunken tirade

Joel: Would you casually fuck me?

Vinny: No.

Fred: No.

Vinny: Yes... Maybe.

Joel: Okay guys I'm gonna win this for ya. Just see how the master does it [Breathes]... and the master [Drinks], master knows how it's done baby! I'm gonna fucking impregnate you with knowledge, how to do it. [Kills a player] That's how you do it. [Kills another] That how you do it twice. [Burps] And we win, we win with the power of "intoxination"[sic]. Let me tell you something about war my friends... Wicktory[sic] is achieve...d by knowing your enemy from the inside. Have something fucking Tzu for ya... Let me tell you something, that fucking guy knew how to fucking win battles, okay? Let me tell you something, because you know what?... That guy invented war. That guy invented fucking combat. He is the man!

Vinny: Didn't he write like a book?

Joel: Vinesauce is grounded on The Art of War [Burps loudly]. Let me tell you something. Fucking... fucking... Yeah.

Vinny: If you were in uhm, if you were drafted in the military and they told you to lead the bayonet charge, would you?

Joel: I'd fuck Bayonetta!



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