Dragon's Dilda

"Dragon's Dilda" is a heavy metal song starring Wario. It is a vulgar song, best described about "lizards". The song was later covered by Joel in his own heavy metal version.

Lyrics
Dragon's dildo drawing near

Lord and ladies drinking beer

Rusty cunts delicious yeast

Help unzip to see the beast

Wide sleeve of wizard

Hard, wet, hairy lizard

High scrote, mega kicks

Just in time for dicks