The Jahns

"Assimilate"

- A random Jahn

The Jahns are members of an alien race from the moon that invaded the Vinesauce's Tomodachi Life playthrough.

Tomodachi Life
The Jahns originally arrived on Vineland Island as a set of 3 identical individuals, except for one Jahn which had a helmet; this one became known as Captain Jahn. Vinny wanted to experiment with the individuality of the three Jahns, focusing on whether or not they chose different favorite foods. However, they soon began enacting their plan to take over the island through assimilation of the other miis. The assimilated miis would mysteriously disappear, and their apartments would suddenly be inhabited by new Jahns.

The invasion was thwarted off-stream, shortly after the arrival of agents Mulder and Scully on Vineland Island. Only one Jahn remained. This Jahn had supposedly renounced his assimilative ways and wished to live as the other miis did. To fit into regular society, he changed his wardrobe and assumed the identity "Lumber Jahn." He also experimented with drugs in an attempt to better integrate.

Miitopia
In Miitopia, which is eventually revealed to be a prequel, it is revealed that LumberJahn originated from Mike Stoklasa being "Infected by a Jahn" off stream, causing him to transform into a Jahn with a portly figure and stubble.

The resulting Jahn turned out to exhibit rare human-like traits such as kindness, leading him to disown his species' heritage and go down his own path. However, he was eventually retrieved by other Jahns and was later dispatched to Vineland Island as one of the original three.

Trivia

 * The name "Jahn" is derived from the speech patterns of an old college pal of Vinny's and Mike's. According to Vinny, this man addressed everyone as "Jahn."
 * Lumber Jahn's greeting ("Slow it down") is also something this friend used to say.
 * Vinny has conjectured on-stream that the Jahns were brought to Vineland Island by Vinesauce "Vlinny" PastaPizza.
 * Wario is one of few survivors who also mysteriously disappeared. He was a changed man since the incident, but his greed somehow still flows.
 * It is revealed in the Vinesauce Miitopia streams that Jahns absorb the bodies of other miis in order to assimilate, converting male miis to Jahns and female miis to Jehns respectively (see LumberJahn).
 * In one unique case, Jack&Jill was converted into Jahn&Jehn, who attempted to stay behind after the invasion, but was quickly discovered and evicted.